The Oppressed Peoples of DLPK is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.575 billion DLPKians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and International Aid. The average income tax rate is 41.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient DLPKian economy, worth 76.1 trillion Bongas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 48,329 Bongas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DLPK's national animal is the Butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

DLPK is ranked 102,442^nd in the world and 242^nd in Starlight for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 95 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.