The Oppressed Peoples of DLPK is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its national health service, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.72 billion DLPKians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped DLPKian economy, worth 64.4 trillion Bongas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,427 Bongas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Butterflyball fields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DLPK's national animal is the Butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

DLPK is ranked 139,091^st in the world and 262^nd in Starlight for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,244.79 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.