The Republic of Czanardezdia is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.349 billion Czanardezdians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.1%.

The Czanardezdian economy, worth 58.8 trillion tremzcers a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 43,567 tremzcers, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, Harry Potter books are banned, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and there are no minimum wage laws. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czanardezdia's national animal is the mallard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Czanardezdia is ranked 244,591^st in the world and 511^th in Starlight for Highest Poor Incomes, with 16,212.99 Standard Monetary Units.