The People's Unions of Bolian island is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Tuomas Ronkainen with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.401 billion Bolian islandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bolionove. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bolian islandian economy, worth an astonishing 10,876 trillion Bolis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 508,209 Bolis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, surveillance cameras are banned, and singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bolian island's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Progress.

Bolian island is ranked 665^th in the world and 3^rd in The Communist Bloc for Highest Average Incomes, with 508,209.72 Standard Monetary Units.