The Big Bad MFer of Badger is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Badgerman with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 20.867 billion Big Bad MFers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madtown. The average income tax rate is 44.9%.

The Badgerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion Francoes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 52,503 Francoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

A girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, foreign leaders who don't applaud Badgerman's speeches are regarded as enemies of Badger, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, and children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Badger's national animal is the Pooch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jesus Cowst Who Turns Grass into Weed.

Badger is ranked 38,217^th in the world and 207^th in the Outback for Nicest Citizens, with 18.66 average smiles per day.