The Glorious Hypocrisy of Flopmenistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Council of WEGs with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.707 billion Flopmenistanis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jiafei. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flopmenistanian economy, worth 195 trillion Strikes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 114,314 Strikes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive, businesses are required to round down their profits, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flopmenistan's national animal is the Gentoo Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flopmenistan is ranked 11,772^nd in the world and 44^th in the Outback for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 6,386.37 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.