The Kingdom of Muang Thai is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 23 million Muang Thaians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 13.5%.

The Muang Thaian economy, worth 1.53 trillion Cuscors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,718 Cuscors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, anti-government web sites are springing up, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, and foreign aid is a seedy business. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Muang Thai's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Muang Thai is ranked 157,996^th in the world and 800^th in the Outback for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 363.31 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.