The Natural Protectorate of Lokoxa is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by High Conservationist Illium with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.942 billion Lokoxans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Margaid. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Lokoxan economy, worth 91.9 trillion Marzis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 31,242 Marzis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Lokoxa's hospitals, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lokoxa's national animal is the Hoatzin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lokoxa is ranked 256,972^nd in the world and 1,571^st in the Outback for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 25.11 on the Bus Surprisal Index.