The Parliamentary Monarchy of Freelandy is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Finno II with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.305 billion Freelandyians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gütenberg. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freelandyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,261 trillion Zürgs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 272,321 Zürgs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, and playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Freelandy's national animal is the Leopardo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Freelandy is ranked 104,653^rd in the world and 529^th in the Outback for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,876.8 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.