The Republic of Buck Kinitand is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Steve Irwin with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.262 billion Buck Kinitandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gadigal. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Buck Kinitandian economy, worth 561 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,787 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Time flies when you're not having fun, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate. Crime is totally unknown. Buck Kinitand's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Buck Kinitand is ranked 11,738^th in the world and 50^th in the Outback for Most Cultured, scoring 107 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.