The Republic of Buck Kinitand is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Steve Irwin with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.401 billion Buck Kinitandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gadigal. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Buck Kinitandian economy, worth 588 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,807 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, there are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, and new regulations have put a halt to monkey business. Crime is totally unknown. Buck Kinitand's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Buck Kinitand is ranked 9,989^th in the world and 31^st in the Outback for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,567.45 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.