The Klεptocratic Plutocracy of EA Corporations is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Board of Dirεctors with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.907 billion εmployεεs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.0%.

The frighteningly efficient εA economy, worth a remarkable 6,587 trillion DLCS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 604,015 DLCS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,635,384 per year while the poor average 5,714, a ratio of 986 to 1.

Men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, the dance skills of Board of Dirεctors are said to be almost as subversive as their politics, and citizens must pay to enjoy EA Corporations's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. EA Corporations's national animal is the Vulturε, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Consumεrism.

EA Corporations is ranked 2,303^rd in the world and 5^th in the Outback for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 175,164.53 Standard Monetary Units.