The Empire of Oskaan is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its closed borders, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.665 billion Oskaanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fraud City. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oskaanian economy, worth 255 trillion moneys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 153,329 moneys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oskaan's national animal is the homeless, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oskaan is ranked 331,977^th in the world and 1,649^th in the Outback for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0.48 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.