The Dictatorship of Illyrikonia is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 902 million Illyrikonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chortiatis. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Illyrikonian economy, worth 96.3 trillion Ellenikons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,712 Ellenikons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized, and music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illyrikonia's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Illyrikonia is ranked 33,907^th in the world and 157^th in the Outback for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 50.74 on the Kitten Softness Rating.