The Confederacy of VIIRR is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by La Canciller Carlota Mao Mao with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, parental licensing program, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 9.518 billion VIIRRZOÑESES are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago de Antipolo. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient VIIRRZOÑES economy, worth a remarkable 1,697 trillion EUROS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 178,384 EUROS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The swagger of covering up is unparalleled, bin lorries have replaced birds as the source of the dawn chorus, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, and the nation's diplomats are all talk and no action. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VIIRR's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cristianismo Apostólico Romano.

VIIRR is ranked 311,604^th in the world and 1,552^nd in the Outback for Most Secular, with 0.96 Atheism Rate.