The Arctic Realm of Cat Army is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Cathrine Catsworth with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.736 billion Defender Extremists enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catital. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Feline economy, worth a remarkable 1,786 trillion Mice a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 204,540 Mice, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cat Army's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Defender Extremism.

Cat Army is ranked 136,502^nd in the world and 703^rd in the Outback for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 727.26 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.