The Arctic Realm of Cat Army is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cathrine Catsworth with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, soft-spoken computers, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.452 billion Cats enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catital. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Feline economy, worth a remarkable 1,701 trillion Mice a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 201,304 Mice, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack, and flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cat Army's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catism.

Cat Army is ranked 2,452^nd in the world and 5^th in the Outback for Most Cultured, scoring 235 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.