The Holy French Hippopotamus of 1 Infinite Loop is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Roybertito with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 33.883 billion 1 Infinite Loopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cupertino. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong 1 Infinite Loopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,325 trillion Metric £s a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,644 Metric £s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and tourists call 1 Infinite Loopian beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1 Infinite Loop's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

1 Infinite Loop is ranked 1,880^th in the world and 41^st in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 12,552.31 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.