The Republic of Te Envillne is a tiny, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic population of 18 million Te Envillneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 21.7%.

The Te Envillnean economy, worth 940 billion pennies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,233 pennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Te Envillne's national animal is the dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Te Envillne is ranked 220,029^th in the world and 2,780^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 80.89 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.