The Republic of South Danzig is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Giovanni Rossi with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.387 billion South Danzigers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gdansk. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Danzigian economy, worth 518 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,245 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Death is nobody's business, nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Danzig's national animal is the cockatiel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nicene Christianity.

South Danzig is ranked 66,506^th in the world and 568^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 4,443.3 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.