The Confederacy of Sinzalia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Six Flames of Sinzalia with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 908 million Sinzalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sudsinza. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sinzalian economy, worth 78.9 trillion Cruzadoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 86,851 Cruzadoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, and the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sinzalia's national animal is the Iguana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sinzalia is ranked 14,884^th in the world and 110^th in Refugia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 135.57 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.