The Principality of Pornocratic Vablaria is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 295 million Vablarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La-Caruño. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.0%.

The powerhouse Vablarian economy, worth 22.3 trillion Silver Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,682 Silver Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, and television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pornocratic Vablaria's national animal is the Wild Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pornocratic Vablaria is ranked 35,260^th in the world and 580^th in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 49.89 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.