Population | 18.554 billion |
Capital | Night Vale |
Leader | literally me right now |
Currency | gramm of Antimatter |
Animal | Cthulhu |
The Prosperous Land of Kethania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by literally me right now with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.554 billion Kethanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Night Vale. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Kethanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,655 trillion gramms of Antimatter a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,110 gramms of Antimatter, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Escalators are avoided at all costs, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, and the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kethania's national animal is the Cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kethania is ranked 2,812th in the world and 64th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 18,767.53 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kethania was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Annor londo.
- : Kethania was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Eterna Sanctitas Italiae.
- : Kethania was endorsed by The Republic of Arienitia.
- : Kethania was endorsed by The Regional Defence Council of Stravonskaya.
- : Kethania was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Wooboo.
- : Kethania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Kethania was endorsed by The Socialist Federation of Survaek.
- : Kethania was endorsed by The Grand Collective of Optimismostan.
- : Kethania was endorsed by The Sovereign of Second Sovereignty.
- : Kethania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 606 » Westnesia, Illeron, Liliumtopia, New Soviet States of America, Uinted Communist of Africa, Blaist Blaland, Federal Republic of Rogarland, Soviet Felines, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, North Fluedan, Shamian, Avanguard city, Sinedominis, Tyvette, Stalin Lands, Rebellionis, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Debordan, Saint Shepard, Comancon, Phallas, Pyralspite, Zarogovnia, Lorthanien, Slavic Democratic Nations, -Gregoria, Thebrin, Karelianastan, Koshuri, The Reunification of Korea, Novopangaea, Berlin Commune, Rothnia, Kan Nesses, Solova, Maxuus, Council of America, Artotzkan, Tewi, Toplandia, Marxeilles, Yeniseisk, Doultrenia, Arcturus Novus, Grebanistan, Kentlund, Techno Socialystiche, South Merwervader Islands, Maskelyne, Narticol, and 556 others.Brauengen, Proletariana, The Black and Red Army Bloc, Queleme, Gregalia, Borealian Communes, Sheathimony, Sealand but better, Last Outer Heaven, Sodoran Alesia, Soviet State of Covernant, Soviet Technocracy 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WA update pending: Nation has 610 verified endorsements.