The People's Republic of Socialist Refuge is a huge, genial nation, notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 876 million Socialist Refugeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The city of Capital. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Socialist Refugean economy, worth 87.9 trillion Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,294 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", nude art is becoming wildly popular, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Refuge's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialist Refuge is ranked 43,454^th in the world and 257^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 30.56 flags saluted per person per day.