The United Socialist States of Red khitan is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Li tianran with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 935 million Red khitanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 海参崴. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Red khitanian economy, worth 110 trillion new bees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 118,349 new bees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, and the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red khitan's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Red khitan is ranked 69,429^th in the world and 407^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 20.27 flags saluted per person per day.