The Community of Sklobdt is a massive, genial nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 1.292 billion Sklobdtians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galab. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Sklobdtian economy, worth 75.4 trillion Lobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 58,342 Lobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, and prudishness is on the way out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sklobdt's national animal is the Diplodocus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sklobdt is ranked 270,532^nd in the world and 1,124^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 0.77 flags saluted per person per day.