Population | 12.489 billion |
Capital | Bönnesberg |
Leader | General Secretary |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Dracma |
Animal | Fenix Owl |
The Intelligentsia of Phallas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.489 billion Phallasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bönnesberg. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Phallasian economy, worth a remarkable 4,343 trillion Dracmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 347,776 Dracmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Surveillance cameras are banned, lottery winners spend most of their money on security, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime is totally unknown. Phallas's national animal is the Fenix Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.
Phallas is ranked 1,335th in the world and 31st in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 160.24 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Phallas, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Phallas, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths.
- : Following new legislation in Phallas, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
- : Following new legislation in Phallas, surveillance cameras are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Phallas, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Phallas, the Phallasian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Phallas, nine out of ten citizens of Phallas answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
- : Following new legislation in Phallas, even secular Phallasians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
- : Following new legislation in Phallas, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
- : Following new legislation in Phallas, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Phallas.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 118 » A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Shamian, Kethania, Illeron, Soviet Felines, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Saint Shepard, Federal Republic of Rogarland, Stalin Lands, -Gregoria, Thebrin, North Fluedan, Karelianastan, Council of America, New Soviet States of America, Doultrenia, Berlin Commune, The Reunification of Korea, Solova, Brauengen, Proletariana, Yeniseisk, Borealian Communes, Soviet State of Covernant, Crobia che Lambur, Chalredonia, Heitoria, Free Workers Confederacy, Ma pi kulupu, Exania, Sith Isles, Dacaro, Greater Vietnamese Empire, Pajonia, Pertsjan, Lackingnameistan, Carrico, GirlsAndGays, Kahrianland, Agania, Likhinia, International Anarchist Confederation, Walthracia, Techno Socialystiche, Minahasa, The palace of God 2, Grebanistan, Zitherstadt, Mycenaean United States, Barbroussia, and 68 others.Canadian Democratic Union, Turkey Creek, Holy Palestine, Khanatah, Quebec second, Our India, Khrushchyovkastan, Tran Flibe, Arulo, Kashlakia, Verdant Groves, Celedaria, International Socialist Union, Equlainne, Arsa, Newdenizland, Democratic Socialist Republic of Monke, Oder Crudia, Of South Indian Company EST, Atlanc, Lorthanien, Vincarn, VR Leona, Ania Itary, Gwerq, Saxxony, Milkau, Democratic Republic of Acember, Anarchospain, Comuny, Verenzia, Garbynia, El Holy Salvador, DragonKhorse, Mikustania, Thelania, FlyLands, Pridneprovye, Egothyzu, The Dutch Proletariat, Khazhkhovija, Bolian island, UNIOS, Novosoviya, Zambianka, Encaoua, The Achterhoek, Anerchi, Socialist UwU, Jaika, Chengjiu, De Eon, Old Corus, Anarchistic cheese, Demotic Union, Dzuk, West Irtinaraxiopia, Flyrinia, Averyickan City, The Peoples United Commun, Bobismh, Utym, North Goiky, Remnantia, AlwaLov, Silu, Namwenia, and Eindhoven-Veldhoven.