The Soviet Cats of Flyrinia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Flyer with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.869 billion Flyrinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skyrinia. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Flyrinian economy, worth 459 trillion Flydies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 160,321 Flydies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, formerly internationally exported goods are now given away for free, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flyrinia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mother Anarchy.

Flyrinia is ranked 5,260^th in the world and 144^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,818.76 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.