The Socialist State of Saxxony is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ernie Sanders with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.967 billion Saxxons are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saxxongrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Saxxon economy, worth a remarkable 2,997 trillion Leroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 273,316 Leroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Saxxony's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Saxxony is ranked 737^th in the world and 25^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 27,309.01 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.