The Nation of Free Workers Confederacy is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Minister-President Memphis Sutton with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.918 billion Free Workers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Comninem. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Workers Confederacyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,156 trillion Rubles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,640 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Workers Confederacy's national animal is the hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Free Workers Confederacy is ranked 8,356^th in the world and 246^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,150.68 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.