Population | 5.204 billion |
Capital | Pluttino |
Leader | Rex Momo |
Faith | The Satanic Buddhism |
Currency | crowns |
Animal | cock |
The Steel Heart of Crobia che Lambur is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Rex Momo with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.204 billion Crobians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pluttino. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Crobiante economy, worth 759 trillion crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 145,896 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Crobiante tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, refugees from other nations are flocking to Crobia che Lambur's border, and Crobiante scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crobia che Lambur's national animal is the cock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Satanic Buddhism.
Crobia che Lambur is ranked 3,073rd in the world and 73rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 18,164.56 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Crobia che Lambur was endorsed by The People's Republic of Averyickan City.
- : Crobia che Lambur was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Crobia che Lambur was endorsed by The People's Republic of Perclumsia.
- : Crobia che Lambur was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Trimaros.
- : Following new legislation in Crobia che Lambur, Crobiante scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
- : Following new legislation in Crobia che Lambur, refugees from other nations are flocking to Crobia che Lambur's border.
- : Following new legislation in Crobia che Lambur, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
- : Following new legislation in Crobia che Lambur, Crobiante tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
- : Following new legislation in Crobia che Lambur, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Crobia che Lambur endorsed The Hi TCB I'm Dad of Namwenia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 68 » Soviet State of Covernant, Shamian, Brauengen, Council of America, Phallas, Karelianastan, Borealian Communes, Kethania, Exania, Sith Isles, Dacaro, Pajonia, Greater Vietnamese Empire, GirlsAndGays, Carrico, Verdant Groves, Agania, Likhinia, Walthracia, International Anarchist Confederation, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Barbroussia, Turkey Creek, Khanatah, Kahrianland, Celedaria, Comuny, International Socialist Union, Equlainne, Newdenizland, Pindaar Se Yol, Oder Crudia, Atlanc, Arsa, Noachia, Revolutionary Hesse, Of South Indian Company EST, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Pindorama-Brasil, Mikustania, Zancostan, The Dutch Proletariat, Gwerq, Thelania, Pridneprovye, Egothyzu, Libisia, Anerchi, Socialist UwU, and 18 others.Chengjiu, De Eon, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, Dzuk, West Irtinaraxiopia, Cheteire, North Goiky, UNIOS, Toramicaball, Remnantia, Krajzovda, Socialismia, Mandimbisoa, Namwenia, Silu, Perclumsia, and Averyickan City.