The People's Unions of Bolian island is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tuomas Ronkainen with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.304 billion Bolian islandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bolionove. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bolian islandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,327 trillion Bolis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 449,426 Bolis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, and translators are keen to explain feline MPs' claw and ordure policies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bolian island's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Progress.

Bolian island is ranked 201^st in the world and 6^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 37,855.26 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.