The Free Land of Norocos is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.789 billion Norocosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constanța. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norocosian economy, worth 512 trillion Vepos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,187 Vepos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, children are sent to either religious or secular schools, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime is totally unknown. Norocos's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Norocos is ranked 68,240^th in the world and 398^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 20.63 flags saluted per person per day.