The Matriarchy of Massandor is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 462 million Massandorians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The tiny, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 7.1%.

The strong Massandorian economy, worth 23.0 trillion fleshes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 49,780 fleshes, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Massandor's national animal is the human, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Massandor is ranked 74,889^th in the world and 126^th in Starlight for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,051.74 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.