Population | 16.406 billion |
Capital | Banapur |
Leader | Secretary Riti Nynriti Gyaltso |
Faith | Vajrayāna Buddhism |
Currency | Kyrati rupee |
Animal | Himalayan monal |
The Kingdom of Kyratistani is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Secretary Riti Nynriti Gyaltso with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, fear of technology, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.406 billion Kyratistani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banapur. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Kyratistani economy, worth a remarkable 2,183 trillion Kyrati rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 133,086 Kyrati rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Young adults still believe that Himalayan monals deliver newborns to expecting parents, when people want to start a family the government helps them planet carefully, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, and students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic. Crime is totally unknown. Kyratistani's national animal is the Himalayan monal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vajrayāna Buddhism.
Kyratistani is ranked 96th in the world and 4th in Forest for Most Primitive, scoring 647.18 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kyratistani was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Primitive, Most Influential, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Inclusive.
- : Kyratistani was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Kyratistani, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
- : Following new legislation in Kyratistani, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
- : Kyratistani was endorsed by The Suspicious Minds of The Realizer.
- : Kyratistani was endorsed by The Northern Haven of Anxious and Kevin.
- : Kyratistani lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
- : Kyratistani was endorsed by The Suspicious Minds of The Realizer.
- : Kyratistani was endorsed by The Bolbonopolitan Land of Bilsa.
- : Kyratistani was endorsed by The Suspicious Minds of The Realizer.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 44 » Atsvea, Terrabod, Lura, Effazio, Canaltia, Blue Nagia, Roless, Verdant Haven, Love and Nature, Middle Barael, Window Land, The Black Forrest, Fartsniffage, The Cypher Nine, Candlewhisper Archive, Cuillin, Novian Republics, Wizardonia, Caterasia, Taco Respublic, Tscharva, Kawastyselir, Alcantaria, Ziotah and Riverside, Forest Virginia, Saint Dolmance, Democratic Republic of Cacusia, Zerphen, Prusmia, Columbiqash, Nordustra, Ecologist Hegemony, Psuke, Velichye, Tildalandia, Chilledsville, Ypogegrammeni, York Zionia, ProForestation, McClandia Doge 2, Terrawynn, Bilsa, Anxious and Kevin, and The Realizer.