The Empire of Creekscale is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 203 million Creekscali have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Creekscalean economy, worth 8.31 trillion Kronons a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,914 Kronons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and government officials are held to the highest standard of morality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creekscale's national animal is the Creek Chub, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Creekscale is ranked 41,833^rd in the world and 719^th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.