The Kingdom of Corsovica is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Javier Zophien with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 6.466 billion Corsovicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Regno. The average income tax rate is 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Corsovican economy, worth a remarkable 1,055 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,261 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corsovica's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Laicism.

Corsovica is ranked 7,709^th in the world and 187^th in Europe for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.06 years.