The Most Serene Social Republic of Battadia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Hermann Schlott with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.152 billion Battadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saydt. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Battadian economy, worth a remarkable 3,772 trillion guiders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 310,419 guiders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence, celestial bodies that make revolutions receive revolutions, a positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Battadia's national animal is the bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Battadia is ranked 271st in the world and 2nd in The Kodiak Republic for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 23,791.85 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Battadia, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
- : Following new legislation in
Battadia, a positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education.
- : Following new legislation in
Battadia, celestial bodies that make revolutions receive revolutions.
- : Following new legislation in
Battadia, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
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Battadia was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in
Battadia, all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff'.
- : Following new legislation in
Battadia, nine out of ten citizens of Battadia answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
- : Following new legislation in
Battadia, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury.
- : Following new legislation in
Battadia, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
- : Following new legislation in
Battadia, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.



















































































