Most Pacifist: 71stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 91stSafest: 93rd
The Most Serene Social Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Through Unity and Diligence, We Shall Prevail!
Influence
Contender
WA Delegate / URA Delegate
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Battadia

Population12.152 billion

CapitalSaydt
LeaderHermann Schlott

Currencyguider
Animalbee

The Most Serene Social Republic of Battadia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hermann Schlott with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.152 billion Battadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saydt. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Battadian economy, worth a remarkable 3,770 trillion guiders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 310,315 guiders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, nine out of ten citizens of Battadia answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff', and parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Battadia's national animal is the bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Battadia is ranked 2,804th in the world and 5th in The Kodiak Republic for Highest Average Incomes, with 310,315.89 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Pacifist: 71stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 91stSafest: 93rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 126thLowest Crime Rates: 134thMost Accessible: 139thMost Inclusive: 148thNicest Citizens: 159thMost Developed: 161stLongest Average Lifespans: 175thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 191stHighest Average Tax Rates: 192ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 194thLeast Corrupt Governments: 214thHealthiest Citizens: 217thLargest Welfare Programs: 228thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 230thLargest Governments: 248thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 271stBest Weather: 286thHighest Food Quality: 296thMost Advanced Public Education: 308thMost Beautiful Environments: 367thMost Influential: 451stMost Secular: 554thSmartest Citizens: 643rdHighest Poor Incomes: 842ndMost Efficient Economies: 990thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,069thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,234thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,276thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,281stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,454thMost Cultured: 1,776thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,162ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,546thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,563rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,804thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 7,049thMost Income Equality: 7,436th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Accessible: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Battadia, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
  • : Battadia was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Battadia, all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff'.
  • : Following new legislation in Battadia, nine out of ten citizens of Battadia answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Battadia, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury.
  • : Following new legislation in Battadia, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Battadia, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Battadia, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Battadia, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
  • : Battadia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".

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