The Absolute Sultanate of Soriguana is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Nabeel Saqib Ibn Arafaat with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, triple-decker prams, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.03 billion Soriguans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arfinia. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soriguane economy, worth 403 trillion Nuans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,044 Nuans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, not even adulthood can save you from truant officers, Soriguane diplomacy is by the book, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soriguana's national animal is the Soriguan Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Soriguana is ranked 53,377^th in the world and 59^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,061.84 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.