The Democratic Republic of Unitacee is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Oliver Landon McCord with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.196 billion Unitacians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orange. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Unitacian economy, worth 99.3 trillion Unitace Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 83,024 Unitace Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only way for immigrants to get into office is as a janitor, the highest sporting award is the Grail of Tears, the newest shade developed by Unitacee's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and the Unitacian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unitacee's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Unitacee is ranked 43,779^th in the world and 51^st in The Kodiak Republic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.04 law-abiding acts per hour.