The Federation of United Turkish Federation is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The cynical population of 548 million United Turkish Federationians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Istankara. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong United Turkish Federationian economy, worth 47.9 trillion Turkish Federation Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,397 Turkish Federation Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and children are afraid to go out at night due to the ubiquity of hardened jaywalkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Turkish Federation's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Turkish Federation is ranked 86,407^th in the world and 58^th in The Kodiak Republic for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,704.42 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.