
| Population | 7.312 billion |
| Capital | Coppergate |
| Leader | Landmaster Edo Brante |
| Faith | Epicuranism |
| Currency | vermunt |
| Animal | sable |
The United Provinces of Clockwork Lands is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Landmaster Edo Brante with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.312 billion Clockworklandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coppergate. The average income tax rate is 23.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Clockworkland economy, worth a remarkable 2,251 trillion vermunts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 307,969 vermunts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Clockworkland bee, the atmosphere in Clockworkland boardrooms is turning more gay, freed serfs and former nobles exchange awkward glances in the produce aisle, and Clockworklandians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna. Crime is totally unknown. Clockwork Lands's national animal is the sable, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Epicuranism.
Clockwork Lands is ranked 20,369th in the world and 43rd in The Kodiak Republic for Most Accessible, scoring 479.76 on the Keller-Reeve Index.
Endorsements Received: 33 »
Piehu,
Yarumab-Corriopankt,
South Cahadonia,
Northern Cagas,
Battadia,
Taliin,
Washington-Columbia,
Wopruthien,
Alvakheda,
Nalatia States,
Cromreland,
Jossthal,
Of Withered Allyway,
Crystallus,
North Mon Boron Seadas,
Rykkland,
Trysithian,
Lautremen,
Kaiyrzgsyzstan,
Soriguana,
Pigeon Nation, Orbitus,
Zevvelbourg,
Unitacee,
Danslandia,
Akhzin,
Cortlandia,
Casiona,
Homul,
The British Races,
The Crescenia,
New Asden, and
Calovar.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Clockwork Lands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans, Least Corrupt Governments, and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
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Clockwork Lands passed an omnibus bill to adopt all General Assembly resolutions.
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Clockwork Lands, Clockworklandians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
- : Following new legislation in
Clockwork Lands, freed serfs and former nobles exchange awkward glances in the produce aisle.
- : Following new legislation in
Clockwork Lands, the atmosphere in Clockworkland boardrooms is turning more gay.
- : Following new legislation in
Clockwork Lands, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Clockworkland bee.
- : Following new legislation in
Clockwork Lands, children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested.
- : Following new legislation in
Clockwork Lands, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
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Clockwork Lands was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in
Clockwork Lands, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.






































































