The United Provinces of Clockwork Lands is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Landmaster Edo Brante with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.312 billion Clockworklandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coppergate. The average income tax rate is 23.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Clockworkland economy, worth a remarkable 2,251 trillion vermunts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 307,969 vermunts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Clockworkland bee, the atmosphere in Clockworkland boardrooms is turning more gay, freed serfs and former nobles exchange awkward glances in the produce aisle, and Clockworklandians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna. Crime is totally unknown. Clockwork Lands's national animal is the sable, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Epicuranism.

Clockwork Lands is ranked 20,369^th in the world and 43^rd in The Kodiak Republic for Most Accessible, scoring 479.76 on the Keller-Reeve Index.