The Second Helletic Republic of Gibraltir is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Oliver Krehbet with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.771 billion Gibraltirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miezisi. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gibraltirian economy, worth 216 trillion Gibraltirian Majaslidzibas a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,461 Gibraltirian Majaslidzibas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff', the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gibraltir's national animal is the Gibraltirian Shorthair Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic Church.

Gibraltir is ranked 139,565^th in the world and 199^th in The Kodiak Republic for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 37,718.23 Standard Monetary Units.