The Most united Commonwealth of Cromreland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Superintendent Woddsor Park with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 4.516 billion Cromlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Willsbourou. The average income tax rate is 69.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cromrelandian economy, worth 962 trillion Vermunts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 213,032 Vermunts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, Superintendent Woddsor Park reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, and shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cromreland's national animal is the Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Cromreland is ranked 11,088^th in the world and 16^th in The Kodiak Republic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.16 law-abiding acts per hour.