The United Catholic States of Amexico is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Konrad Hall with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.109 billion Amexicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amexico City. The average income tax rate is 57.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amexican economy, worth 621 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 151,053 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, the best way to get the government to U-turn is to squick out Konrad Hall, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amexico's national animal is the pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Amexico is ranked 194,551^st in the world and 129^th in The Kodiak Republic for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 996.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.