The Republic of Velm is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, lack of airports, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 245 million Velmians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 48.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Velmian economy, worth 10.6 trillion ritrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,114 ritrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Velm's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Velm is ranked 95,970^th in the world and 90^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 969.18 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.