The Republic of National Serba is a very large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 323 million National Serbans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.7%.

The powerhouse National Serban economy, worth 30.9 trillion Serbian Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,589 Serbian Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 360,616 per year while the poor average 17,648, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.

Wandering National Serbans are known for their one-track minds, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, National Serba Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. National Serba's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

National Serba is ranked 141,141^st in the world and 92^nd in The Kodiak Republic for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,025.58 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.