The Republic of The red lins is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.977 billion red linsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.4%.

The strong red linsian economy, worth 153 trillion the red lins dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,142 the red lins dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Write-in candidate 'Leader Sucks' is perennially popular, government leaders testify at international tribunals on why the sun went out, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, and even secular red linsians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!". Crime is well under control. The red lins's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The red lins is ranked 99,461^st in the world and 103^rd in The Kodiak Republic for Most Developed, scoring 61.91 on the Human Development Index.