The People's Republic of Cheennimsta is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Józef Menedżer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 18.378 billion Cheennimstans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ląd między jeziorami. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheennimstan economy, worth a remarkable 4,584 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 249,455 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The economy is green and the air is black, travelers praise airports for their endless beige corridors, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and one little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheennimsta's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Cheennimsta is ranked 7,105^th in the world and 11^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,883.82 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.