The People's Republic of Cheennimsta is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Józef Menedżer with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 18.541 billion Cheennimstans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ląd między jeziorami. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheennimstan economy, worth a remarkable 4,624 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 249,418 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are offered free trials to go to trial, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheennimsta's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Cheennimsta is ranked 2,151^st in the world and 6^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Developed, scoring 97.94 on the Human Development Index.