The People's Republic of Cheennimsta is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Józef Menedżer with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 18.05 billion Cheennimstans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ląd między jeziorami. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheennimstan economy, worth a remarkable 4,482 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 248,314 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cruise ships arrive in their dozens to watch cruise missile tests, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, and worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheennimsta's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Cheennimsta is ranked 14,471^st in the world and 35^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Accessible, scoring 529.28 on the Keller-Reeve Index.