The People's Republic of Cheennimsta is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Józef Menedżer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.236 billion Cheennimstans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ląd między jeziorami. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheennimstan economy, worth a remarkable 3,165 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 239,147 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, bris parties are all the rage, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheennimsta's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic.

Cheennimsta is ranked 26,197^th in the world and 598^th in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 110.95 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.