The Federal Republic of Opimia is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 114 million Opimians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Opimian economy, worth 4.46 trillion Aureuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 39,153 Aureuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, the true length of the coastline of Opimia may never be measured, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, and hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Opimia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Opimia is ranked 71,002^nd in the world and 75^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,455.02 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.