Governor: The Community of Trench Mouth

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Community of Trench Mouth

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Most Nations: 2,310th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,552nd
World Factbook Entry

After you stagger out of The Bar On The Corner Of Every Region, stop in for coffee to help sober up - served with a delicious pastry to get that terrible taste out of your mouth! We are just across the street so it won’t take long to stop in!

We proudly serve the finest Ethiopian Yirgacheffe, Kenyan Peaberry, Colombian Supremo, Kopi Luwak and Toraja coffee from Sulawesi. Our English Tea comes from Yorkshire using a blend of Indian, Sri Lankan, and Kenyan leaves, and our Sunda (Green) teas come from the hills around Bandung, Indonesia...

Also available:
▪︎Moroccan Mint🍃 Tea
▪︎Purple🪻Haze Tea
▪︎Dune Spice Tea
▪︎Klatchian Coffee.

Our speciality is glazed donuts with Durian fruit filling. Enjoy!



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The Bakery Across the Street contains 7 nations, the 2,310th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Cultured in The Bakery Across the Street

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

As a region, The Bakery Across the Street is ranked 6,592nd in the world for Most Cultured.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Community of Trench MouthLeft-Leaning College State“Who cares about oral hygiene?”
2.The Free Land of Kool-Aid ManCivil Rights Lovefest“Oh Yeah!”
3.The Kingdom of The Burger-KingCorporate Bordello“It Takes Two Hands to Handle a Whopper!”
4.The Most Serene Republic of Chef Boyardee LandNew York Times Democracy“Hooray, for Beefaroni!”
5.The Community of PeapickersCivil Rights Lovefest“Bless your little ole pea picking heart!”
6.The Community of Tasty Road-KillInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Pour on some Tabasco Sauce!”
7.The Rogue Nation of Kickapoo Joy JuiceLeft-Leaning College State“Fresh From Dogpatch Cave!”

Regional Happenings

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The Bakery Across the Street Regional Message Board

A Restaurant On the Corner of Every Region? How interesting!
Perhaps it is time to clean out the coffee urn...

Drury lane bakery

Drury lane bakery wrote:Opens the door; throwing the past-their-best leftovers and scraps to the various avian and canine denizens of the Bar across the street...

Fires up the ovens, and gets to work on a variety of sweet and savoury, doughy and sticky mixtures for the ovens...

Fills up the baskets, shelves, and displays with fresh produce; including croissants, cakes, pastries, bread rolls, and baguettes...
🥐🍞🥪🥖🫓🥨🥯🥧🎂🍰🧁🍪

...and flicks the switch on the Infernal Coffee Confection Engine™.Sends over a loaf of gingerbread, and half a dozen strawberry muffins, with compliments.

Is it still good to eat

Socialize wrote:Is it still good to eat

I agree. Delicious!

Trench Mouth and Drury lane bakery

Tasty Road-Kill wrote:I agree. Delicious!

Yummy, How long has this bakery been in Business?

Socialize wrote:Yummy, How long has this bakery been in Business?

4 years 142 days ago!

Drury lane bakery

Trench Mouth wrote:4 years 142 days ago!

Trench mouth, thats a nice name, kinda like trench Foot

Drury lane bakery

Socialize wrote:Trench mouth, thats a nice name, kinda like trench Foot

Both trench foot and trench mouth were common maladies of the First World War. Although, they could be reoccurring at the front in Ukraine...

Trench Mouth wrote:Both trench foot and trench mouth were common maladies of the First World War. Although, they could be reoccurring at the front in Ukraine...

Wow, I didn't know that,

Drury lane bakery

Socialize wrote:Is it still good to eat

There are peculiar temporal mechanics around The Bakery Across the Street and a number of affiliated regions, such that nothing really 'goes bad', develops mould, or rots or decomposes in the usual manner...

However, I have seen some of the older stock that we throw out the door (to clear space for freshly baked goods), age rapidly in some quite disconcerting ways...

•Reminds me of that scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Do you have Rooibos on the menu?

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