The Federal Republic of Socialize is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Vami Kornuoll with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.995 billion Socializeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of страна рынков. The average income tax rate is 34.3%.

The strong Socializean economy, worth 139 trillion Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 46,687 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

A small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, freed serfs and former nobles exchange awkward glances in the produce aisle, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and cities in Socialize declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialize's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Socialize is ranked 274,730^th in the world and 507^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 37.37 on the Kitten Softness Rating.