| Population | 10.261 billion |
| Capital | Trenchworks |
| Leader | Painless Parker |
| Faith | Halitosis |
| Currency | Gargle |
| Animal | Abscess |
The Community of Trench Mouth is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Painless Parker with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The devout population of 10.261 billion Trench Mouthians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trenchworks. The average income tax rate is 40.3%.
The Trench Mouthian economy, worth 708 trillion Gargles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 69,042 Gargles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Trench Mouth, children often kick Abscesses for amusement, and it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trench Mouth's national animal is the Abscess, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Halitosis.
Trench Mouth is ranked 66,423rd in the world and 1st in The Bakery Across the Street for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,530.94 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
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Trench Mouth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Trench Mouth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Trench Mouth lodged a message on the The Bakery Across the Street Regional Message Board.
- : Trench Mouth proposed constructing embassies between The Bakery Across the Street and The Land of Cakes Biscuits and Tea.
- : Trench Mouth proposed constructing embassies between The Bakery Across the Street and The Girnian Cafe.
- : Trench Mouth proposed constructing embassies between The Bakery Across the Street and The Cat Cafe.
- : Trench Mouth proposed constructing embassies between The Bakery Across the Street and Le cafe.
- : Trench Mouth proposed constructing embassies between The Bakery Across the Street and Cafeteria do Takii.
- : Trench Mouth proposed constructing embassies between The Bakery Across the Street and Cafe noir.
- : Trench Mouth proposed constructing embassies between The Bakery Across the Street and Pastries.